Monthly Archive for May, 2006

Looking at the TV Series – Invasion

I’ve just watched the last episode of the TV series “Invasion”.

Now I’m a big UFO/Alien Invasion freak, so when I learned about the premise for the show, I was excited.

However I’ll admit there were times during the first 6 or 7 episodes when I found myself losing patience. Things were just moving *too* slowly. But then everything sped up, and I found myself thoroughly addicted!

The pacing from then onwards was just right.

The final episode of the series contained so much drama – I can’t wait for next series!

There are so few TV shows that I really “can’t wait” to watch each week. Doctor Who is one of them, and Invasion is definitely up there too!

Blog Explosion

No sooner had the GG got herself a blog, than my main man Woz goes and gets one too!

You can check out the musings of the man Hunt at http://spaces.msn.com/ifightwithpirates/

Technology for Non-Techies

The GG has her own blog!

Having been someone who had always tolerated, but perhaps never seen the point of my constant techno-evangelism, my jaw almost hit the floor when she let me know she had started her own blog to discuss her great passion, Distance Running.

It made me once again consider how Technology and the Internet is percieved by the non-Digerati though. The same way many of my small business customers think about a lot of technology they hear of, the GG perhaps only saw a blog as something geeks used to discuss the latest CPU’s, their best score on Counter-Strike, and the arguments for Linux over Windows. It was unapproachable, difficult to learn and what was the point anyway? But when you present something not as a technology, but as a way to achieve something "real" (in the GG’s case, diarising her distance running efforts and gaining feedback from her peers) then non-teccy people start to "buy in".

It’s something I learnt a while ago in business. Resist the geeky urge that all of us who work with and enjoy dealing in technology get, that urge to sing the praises of the latest gadget or technologies wonderful features, and instead spend time letting the end-user know exactly what "real world" benefits it will provide them with.

Of course, that said – I’ve already seen the GG’s eyes glaze over as I tried to explain how she really would benefit from using RSS feeds on her site…

How (not) to treat customers

I take it for granted that most business use technology such as e-mail to interact with their customers and (hopefully) make their lives easier. Even my local Plumber has an e-mail address that he checks once every few days.

I was only today discussing, with a fairly technological inexperienced customer I might add, the benefits of e-mail and other technologies such as Instant Messaging and SMS. They agreed with me that unlike a telephone call which interrupts what you are doing, an e-mail, IM or SMS is really "non-intrusive". If you are disciplined (and wow, I see so many people who’s e-mail and SMS rules them!) then such a message doesn’t scream out "DEAL WITH ME NOW!" like the telephone. In other words, ideal for non-urgent queries.

Most of my larger customers use e-mail, IM and SMS as a matter of course. They e-mail, MSN or text me when they want something looked at, "whenever you have time". It’s convenient for them, it doesn’t interrupt me – we’re both happy.

So I’ve been considering recently during my trials and tribulations with buying a new house, and the fact that my Solicitor, the Vendors Solicitor and everyone in between seem unable to embrace modern culture (why send an e-mail or make a telephone call for an almost immediate response when sending a letter with a wax seal can achieve the same results in almost 3 weeks as slow a time?) just how e-mail can make our lives easier… or more frustrating.

The Solicitor thing is a blog for another time, but I submit the following e-mail conversation between myself and a huge HUGE credit card company who I e-mailed to ask a very simple question "When are you going to make my credit cards more secure"…

"Hi,

I’m a <insert company name> Mastercard Platinum card holder.

I was wondering when your company were going to join the "Mastercard
SecureCode" scheme to make on-line shopping more secure for me.

Other Mastercard companies have already joined. Is there a schedule for
your company?

Regards,

Richard Tubb.

Dear Mr Tubb,

Thank you for your recent email regarding your account.

So that we can deal with your query as quickly as possible, please
provide us with the following:

Name:
Address:
Telephone number:

For security purposes, please do not include your Account number or any
other personal or Account information in your email.

—-

Dear Customer Services,

My details – as requested.

Name: Richard Tubb
Address: <address>
Telephone number: <tel no>

Regards,

Richard Tubb



Dear Mr Tubb,

Thank you for your recent email regarding your account.

In order for us to assist you please call one of our Customer Service
Advisers, on 08xxx. Our lines are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week.   If you are calling from overseas, please call us on 00xxx.

Yours sincerely,

<company name> Customer Service Team

<company name> Services Limited, Registered in England and Wales.
Registration Number xxx. Registered Office: xxx, London, xxx xxx
"

Now if this was a query regarding anything financial, I’d realise why they wanted me to ‘phone. Security Security Security.

But it’s not. It’s a query asking them a question about their services.

What’s more, they could have replied the first time around and told me to telephone – but they didn’t, they asked me for more details.

So my response was:-

"Hi Arlene,

Thankyou for your response – but is it not possible to answer a non-urgent query such as this via e-mail rather than asking me to make a ‘phone call to state the same request?

Regards,

Richard Tubb. "

Can you imagine the response if you strolled into your local Greengrocers and asked if they had any lemons in stock and being told to submit your request in writing to get an answer?

If this was one company – I’d just move my custom away from them. But I’ve had this same sort of response from at least 2 other companies I’ve dealt with recently – both huge corporations.

What’s the point of having an e-mail address if it’s just a way of auto-responding to tell people to call a telephone line? And isn’t responding to e-mail queries cheaper for the company than me and every other customer ‘phoning a call centre, all at the same time and queueing in a line to get what is essentially a "get back to me when you can" query answered?

Watching the FA Cup Final

My best friend of many years, Matt, is in England for a fortnight to visit his friends and family. Matt now lives in Houston, TX but was brought up in Redditch just up the road from me.Both of us used to be keen Football fans (and Aston Villa fans) in our teenage years, but our interest has waned in recent times – Matt’s especially due to “Soccer” being way down on the list of popular U.S. sports. However we both still enjoy a good match and today was FA Cup Final day so we decided to crack open a few beers and watch the big showdown from Cardiff.

I love the FA Cup for it’s sheer drama and most of all for it’s ability to throw teams from opposite ends of the league together. As long as it’s not Aston Villa – I’m always rooting for the big club to get toppled by the non-league outfit (and yes, I accept the argument that Villa are rapidly losing the ability to be called a “big club”).

Having been jumping up and down with excitement watching Liverpools earlier FA Cup match with Luton that ended up with 8 goals and end-to-end action, I hoped the Cup Final would provide similar action.

And how! Liverpool took the Cup from West Ham United after a
penalty shoot out
, but the match was played at frantic pace – so much

so that the final stages almost literally saw players dropping with
fatigue!

If you could choose to watch one FA Cup Final from the
last ten, it would be this one – so an afternoon well spent and a
reminder to Matt of what good “Soccer” he’s missing!